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This started out as a quick rant, but morphed into an autism-fueled screed about guns, games, and Geoff Keighley. I apologize for nothing. Sorry.
BONUS - A Dramatic Reading of Geoff Keighley:
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#BLACK #guns
EEGG: This video about BLACK went live during the 2017 Eclipse, and includes the word "totality" at the end. I was pretty proud of that.
@TheExaminedLifeofGamingمنذ 7 سنواتIn 2013, IGN listed Black at 99 in their list of the Top 100 Shooters. Coincidentally, 2013 was the year I lost the will to live! 224
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@earthnugsمنذ 7 سنواتCriterion makes a racing game more inspired by Hot Wheels than actual cars and an FPS more inspired by air soft guns than actual firearms. It kind of makes id="hidden2" class="buttons"> sense. Why they marketed it to gun nerds and made it all brown and blurry is truly a fucking mystery though. ....وسعت115
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@CruelestChrisمنذ 6 سنواتAs the person who wrote the IMFDB article, Black is a very, very silly game. However, it's like watching a parakeet trying to cheer up its owner: it id="hidden3" class="buttons"> has no fucking clue what it's doing, but it's kind of charming. ....وسعت88
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@Skelentorمنذ 7 سنواتThis just in Examined life of gaming hates the black community!? The facts may surprise you. 263
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@Calvin_Coolageمنذ 5 سنواتBlack is probably the only piece of media in existence whose weapon innaccuracies actually make me like the game more. I mean we're talking about a id="hidden4" class="buttons"> game where 1 quarter of any given gun is composed of Picatinny rails and a game where a 30 round STANAG holds 100 rounds. It's so ridiculously stupid that it loops back into being charming. ....وسعت22
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@videogamebomerمنذ 7 سنواتGo easy on them gun don't exist in England they just hear legends and whispers about the so called guns. 221
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@nicoyazawa6837منذ 7 سنواتI bet the people behind this game got their info on guns by binge-watching action movies and playing around with airsoft guns. 120
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@davidthorson2036منذ 7 سنواتThe 6th rule of Guncraft: Every rail is impractical, every magazine capacity is exaggerated. 26
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@fakenews6133منذ 6 سنوات"Clipazine" - The Examined Life of Gaming (2018) Quality memes 30
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@Raycevickمنذ 7 سنواتAhem, I wasn't 10. I was 12! Shit, that makes it even worse. This video was a fucking blast. Exactly the breakdown of weapons that id="hidden5" class="buttons"> I'd have no chance of contesting with, even if I weren't a Canadian. This game's failure to appeal to gun-nerds reminds me of Driven's failure to portray open-wheel racing. Why they would target audiences guaranteed to call them on their bullshit, who knows. ....وسعت127
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@angmordagnithil7127منذ 7 سنواتI've never played Black, but I've gotta say, the Depth of Field rant was on point. I feel the same way about head-bobbing in first-person games. id="hidden6" class="buttons"> Yes, our heads move up and down while we walk, but our eyeballs do this amazing thing where they swivel in their sockets to compensate for the motion. I'm constantly wondering if the people who all say 'Head-Bob makes a game more realistic' have to live with some kind of incurable inner-ear infection that makes their vision bounce drunkenly whenever they move, in which case. How do you live that way? Most of us don't have to do that, you know. I'm fine with the camera bobbing up and down when I'm sprinting or something, but for general movement? Just. no. ....وسعت72
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@theguywiththename888منذ 7 سنواتAt least Crysis2 made the merge of Beretta and Deagle work in the form of the "Hammer." Its big and mean and makes me feel.things. 45
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@Mechthorianمنذ 7 سنوات"Oops, there goes my zero. Better turn up the brightness to compensate." I laughed way too hard at that part. 13
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@mikem2849منذ 6 سنوات"This game is gun porn for people who think guns are cool but don't own any and think assault rifles should be illegal." I love it. 31
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@wewlad8697منذ 7 سنواتThe GTA IV pseudo Glock is probably one of the most satisfying pistols I've ever used in a video game. 70
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@hookerjeans3904منذ 3 سنواتblack's plot is the first level of most shooter games extended to 5 hours 4
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@wewlad8697منذ 7 سنواتThe thing that triggers me the most is how the Uzi magazine remains in the magwell for a split second after he hits the mag release before inexplicably id="hidden8" class="buttons"> propelling itself out of the magwell with more force than the game's lazily ejected shell casings. ....وسعت40
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@arintheseatsesh6242منذ 5 سنوات They're trying so hard to show the bullets have left the casings, just look how close they fly twords you. Great. But the primers remain undented. 9
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@salokin3087منذ 7 سنواتI would love a separate video of games with good gun representation. Please? 38
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@Ghost_Of_SASمنذ 7 سنواتWhat grinds my gears is when games make an MP5 look like a G3 in perspective, or when games don't bother to animate the end of a belt of ammunition in a LMG model. 6
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@TheSteelStallionمنذ 6 سنواتAt the time, the premise sounded great. A first-person shooter that makes you feel like you're in the best Hollywood action movie shootouts of all id="hidden11" class="buttons"> time. That's exactly how I remember them advertising it. Problem is, you felt like an actor taking part in a movie shoot, shooting scenes that you'd already gone through dozens and dozens of times already. The whole scripted nature of each levels big explosive set pieces and enemy death animations made everything feel like some highly choreographed target practice course. ....وسعت6
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@MegaFat1منذ 6 سنواتThe entire game was made to be detailed in the "As many polygons as possible" way, not the "Let's make this realistic" way. Which means the developers just turned 13 when they developed this. 24
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@gabrielvv6441منذ 5 سنوات“Like a workplace shooting at the Ministry of Silly Walks” lol 5
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@HawkTheRedمنذ 7 سنواتGraphic Designer #1: Ok, we're done with these guns in a Modern Shooter Graphic Designer #2: Wait, they don't modern enough Graphic id="hidden13" class="buttons"> Designer #1: You're right! Hmmmm, how can we make it more modern? Graphic Designer #3: From the corner full of Weed smoke How about.we add.attachment rails to all the weapons everywhere. Graphic Designer #1&2: GREAT IDEA!! ....وسعت47
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@joeymobb8438منذ 6 سنوات"Assault Clipazine". I love it. 8
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@goopahمنذ 7 سنواتAnother mention of "Secret Service: In Harm's Way"! You like that game more than you admitted back in the day, methinks. As do I. One of my guilty pleasures. 10
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@ianlove4031منذ 7 سنوات"Not that I'm complaining, one black is more than enough." I don't care about much intensely, but that quote will likely stick id="hidden15" class="buttons"> out as my favorite out-of-context. I stumbled upon your Enter The Matrix video a few months ago and have been a fan since. This video was quite the lovely surprise, especially as someone who hardly knew anything about Black and considered snagging an Xbox copy for mad cheap. A quaint reminder of the 00's edgy "shoot the foreigner while wearing sunglasses in the dark" aesthetic, but glad to know I'd be wasting my five bucks. Thanks! Also, do you think you'll ever talk more about the Burnout games? ....وسعت12
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@Tateisadrummachineمنذ 2 سنواتspas 12 looks waaaaaaayyyyy cooler with the stock folded on top, I will die on this hill lmao 4
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@Rc3651منذ 7 سنواتHah, I loved this game as a kid, but that was almost assuredly because I mainly played on PS2 and I hadn't played many "realistic" shooters. id="hidden16" class="buttons"> I went back and played it a year or two ago and holy shit it's bad. Still have fond memories of it, but it's hard to play when the levels just go on for way too long with no payoff. Also your writing is just wonderful. Hope you continue to grow! ....وسعت23
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@ThePreciseClimberمنذ 7 سنواتGod damn. It's like listening to Isaac Newton disecting the physics of Half-life 2 and explaining how little sense they make. 24
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@DieselMcBadass1منذ 5 سنواتthis scathing review was oddly satisfying 5
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@Mgg0001منذ 7 سنواتMy Remington 870 super mag has been going strong for 10 years. I've had no problems. As for best glock in a game, in Project IGI it was a beast and id="hidden17" class="buttons"> felt useful. In Rainbow six raven shield glock was a decent representation. It was also really good in Payday 2 ....وسعت6
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@jic1منذ 3 سنوات What's that bit of coiled lanyard hanging off the M16 for? It makes no sense as a sling. Does he keep his spare keys attached to his rifle? 2
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@ShootAUTمنذ 6 سنواتI loved Black, back when it came out. In my defense, I was 22, didn't know what a real gun looks like, and I had my rose tinted Criterion glasses on id="hidden19" class="buttons"> that came with the BurnOut hypetrain. Your half hour of valid points sums up perfectly why I had to quit replaying it after only a few minutes a couple of months ago. I. just. couldn't. That game is so wrong. XD ....وسعت4
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@DayBowBowمنذ 2 سنواتTFBtv should let you do a "best video game" guns video. Then you can rant about the inaccuracies while showing the real version along with clips of the ingame model. Would be awesome video 2
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@LucianFloriaمنذ 7 سنواتI didn't understand 3/4 of what was said in this video (Guns are almost impossible to get in Romania). That said I still loved it. Now that I think id="hidden21" class="buttons"> about, there's a fun irony in the fact that one of the games with the best weapons modelling (Secret Service) was developed in a country where they're extremely hard to get a hold of, LOL. ....وسعت14
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@genuinesaucyمنذ 3 سنواتI would bet money that their thought process was pretty much: "All right guys, how do we make our game's guns stand out from every other id="hidden22" class="buttons"> big FPS on the market?" "Well, we could cover them with those square things that some guns have to make the viewmodels more complicated. Remember how cool the machine gun in Half-Life 2 looked?" "YES! FUCKING GENIUS! Okay, nailed it. Moving on." ....وسعت3
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@paladin3622منذ 6 سنواتgeneric I saw this in a Raycevick video comment 24
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@wadelockard5592منذ 7 سنواتI was wondering when you were going to put out a new video. And when I seen it wasn't a few review I immediately started watching! 1
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@senakashiwazaki9822منذ 7 سنواتBlack is like a Big Mac or a Whopper; it's overhyped to hell and back, made to look good in advertising, but underwhelming for the most part. 6
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@MoltisantiJمنذ 7 سنواتYou tryna do a review of Chronicles of Riddick? Maybe a comparison of butcher bay and the newer one? 1
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@CiastoToKlamstwoمنذ 7 سنواتYou forgot to mention that half of the magazines in those guns are somehow spring-loaded and eject (and i mean EJECT) at the speed of sound just by pushing mag release. Killing Floor 2, now that's gun porn. 14
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@TheOro44منذ 7 سنواتChances to see a review of The Regiment? 5
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@mr.gunzaku437منذ 3 سنواتI love how in Black the AK-47 has a left-handed charging handle. I believe they did that in one of the Far Cry games as well. 2
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@aaronsejas6442منذ 6 سنواتWow, this video alone is better gun porn than the game 6
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@Excalibur01منذ 6 سنواتYeah, the MP5 in this game also has a reciprocating charging handle and the charging handle also magically locks in the up position so you can slap it.magically. id="hidden24" class="buttons"> Recently Far Cry 3-4 did something similar with the charging handle magically flying back in the lock position ....وسعت1
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@jadegeckoمنذ 7 سنواتAirsoft grenades. AIRSOFT. GRENADES. I . geez. It reminds me of some of the moments from Ghost in the Shell SAC. At one point I remember id="hidden25" class="buttons"> Motoko saying breezily, "If you're afraid you're gonna overpenetrate, just think on your feet and make a judgment call!" Yeah, it's not like a special police unit selects every weapon and round type specifically with overpenetration in mind. -_- Just because it's fictional in Japan/UK doesn't mean it's fictional entirely, you dummies. ....وسعت14
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@observer4916منذ 4 سنواتIn the UK we generally view firearms as these mystical, magical, death-dealing weapons of mass destruction rather than the practical tools they really id="hidden26" class="buttons"> are. Most people here get their exposure to guns from media, which leads to all these stupid misconceptions and myths. ....وسعت15
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@RussellRadioمنذ 6 سنواتI just noticed that the player flicks his thumb to eject an Uzi mag, despite that fact that the Uzi's very noticeable mag release is modeled on the gun where it should be. 1
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@plaguefellow1499منذ 6 سنوات HEY, HEY! YOU SAID THE C-WORD 5
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@andreivaldez2929منذ 3 سنواتI actually own an AR with 2 "forward assists" (they're the actual parts for FAs but are actually bolt releases). It's from a company id="hidden28" class="buttons"> called Cobalt Kinetics; good ARs but they're a on the expensive side. ....وسعت1
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@adrianharper9462منذ 7 سنواتPersonally, I still liked Black even with all its shortcomings. 31
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@TheChiperSdre34منذ 2 سنوات007 nightfire also does the pump/semi auto thing for the spas. Pretty cool. 1
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@rororossahمنذ 7 سنواتi know it may be a bit late, and that it's a newer title, but I would love to hear your thoughts on Rising Storm 2, or really any red orchestra game. id="hidden29" class="buttons"> its a series that at least tries to be at least somewhat realistic, and seeing as you clearly know your stuff (more than me anyway), i think your perspective would be cool to hear. ....وسعت1
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@Yfr28منذ 2 سنواتDamn, you sound exactly like this one gun youtuber I like 5
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@2copy3copy4cpoyمنذ 7 سنواتProject reality has by far the best AR-15 family guns. Best sounds, best reloads. 2
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@Gameprojordanمنذ 4 سنواتdude i really appreciate you like the shotgun from 007 TWINE for the n64, that's literally implanted in my mind as one of the coolest video game spas12, id="hidden30" class="buttons"> the sound and pump sounds are still good today. and To be fair there are legit modifications you can make to the mac 10 to have a side folding charging handle like that but the way they modeled it in this game looks really goofy, an authentic rendition of that is in rainbow six vegas 1 and 2 aswell as cod black ops 1 when you add an optic them ....وسعت1
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@PatchRowcesterمنذ 7 سنواتI am binge watching your rants. Keep up the good work!
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@wulfywulf7033منذ 7 سنواتOh shit I was gonna post about The World Is Not Enough and then you posted the SPAS. I love the guns in that game, the AK especially 4
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@connorbutters8479منذ 5 سنواتBlack is what happens when a bunch of 20 somthing men discover 90s blockbusters and i love it. 2
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@XeCuTioNRمنذ 7 سنواتThe Glock 17 & 18C (GF17 & GF18 in game) in 007 Quantum of Solace is probably my favorite glocks. Even the 18 gets a full chrome gold paintjob ala COD4 in the multiplayer mode. 1
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@aruan7spمنذ 7 سنواتThe Glocks 18 & 20 on The Specialists mod are my favorites. 1
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@HUNTER-tv1ewمنذ 7 سنواتso when are you gona review gunsmith cats or Kenichi Sonoda stuff in general, ghost in the shell on ps1would love to see what you think of that
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@Excalibur01منذ 6 سنواتYou forgot to mention for the UZI's reload animation, they somehow made it where the mag can eject out like a handgun when in reality, you need you other hand to actually work the mag release
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@blackout295منذ 3 سنواتA recommendation would've been that you made a gunplay comparison for games that had gun out before or close to the time of black
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@johnurbina6406منذ 7 سنواتYou are an amazing reviewer. Even when we agree to disagree you manage to keep me invested on what you have to say. 2
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@oso1165منذ 6 سنواتman your stuff about the guns is so true. you're the only game channel I've ever seen that critiques it. it is so infuriating to that no channels ever mention this stuff 1
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@XeCuTioNRمنذ 7 سنواتBlack sorta got a sequel, well the same producer work on it before he left the project mid-development. That game was Bodycount. Now that game I would love to see you take a look after now you have played through Black. 11
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@SupersonicFerretمنذ 7 سنواتThe glaring inaccuracies of the firearms in Black to this day still aggravate me to no end. Thank you for highlighting them. Also excellent choice of in id="hidden35" class="buttons"> game weapons. One of my favorite video game weapons is the Raptor Magnum .357 aka the Desert Eagle .357 in 007 Nightfire on the PS2. The two tone finish, the LAM, the accurate cycling of the slide, and the punchy sound effect always hits the spot. ....وسعت
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@derrickbonsellمنذ 5 سنواتLarry Vickers should be a mandatory gun consultant for video games but if his price is too high they should at least give you the shot. 1
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@dylanmilne6683منذ 3 سنواتI'm curious as to what you think of the Rainbow 6 Vegas games? I hadn't played the previous rainbows and really liked these two. There was more id="hidden36" class="buttons"> thinking in the gameplay than most shooters of the time and I found the guns very enjoyable. A few years later I tried some of the original Rainbow games and was impressed by the complexity and gameplay yet disappointed by the limited scope of levels which lacked the dynamic nature of Vegas. ....وسعت
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@ChucksSEADnDEADمنذ 7 سنواتIt's not so much "gun porn", but "what-Hollywood-thinks-guns-are-like porn". I remember the reviews criticizing the "half id="hidden37" class="buttons"> a magazine to the chest to kill an enemy but there's location damage for the headshot" as a dumb way to pad the game with artificial difficulty/trying to make the gameplay "deeper" but without really offering that reward for the skill. It's a console game, it's made with lack of precision in mind, except for spread at range I've never had an issue with going for the head rather than the chest. There's no "skill" in avoiding the direct fire if half of the cover elements explode in a ball of fire. It's not so much that the game has hard sections but that many times you can only see the muzzle flash and not the enemy it's coming from. You shoot back at the flash but what the hell are you hitting? A grey concrete block? Grey metal pipe? Grey fatigues worn by the enemy? The enemies had poor AI and I remember this being excused as "it's just a dumb shooter based on dumb Hollywood action movies!" so the mowing down of dozens of brain dead goons was forgiven. A lot of stuff was indeed taken from the movies, such as the excessive metallic clicking. ....وسعت5
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@klauztigrمنذ 6 سنواتWhat are the best single-player gunporn games?
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@hellishcyberdemon7112منذ 5 سنواتi will say black has better reload animations than fear does 3
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@tacticalochoa1310منذ 4 سنواتFor me, one of plenty of games that did firearms very well was Insurgency: Sandstorm. God the weapons in that game are great to use. They feel satisfying id="hidden38" class="buttons"> to use, they have a good punch to them, and they're.mostly realistic. There are certainly some hiccups though, like the extended and drum magazines. Plenty of the extended magazines look pretty bad and it doesn't help much either that most of the extended magazines and the drum magazines have too low of a capacity to them. Sure, there is the game balance argument there but come on, you're telling me a stretched out STANAG magazine that looks like it could hold at least an extra 15 rounds really only holds 5 extra rounds compared to the standard M4/M16 mags. I also have a problem with the light and heavy armors in the game. I feel like those armored vests should provide better, more significant protection against most of the various different rounds in the game than what the game currently has for them; especially for the heavy armor. ....وسعت3
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@I_am_not_a_dogمنذ 7 سنواتGot super excited when I saw you had a new video. Even more so when I realized you were covering BLACK. I was so damn excited for this game, with id="hidden39" class="buttons"> my young teen-self buying into all the hype. I was mainly pumped for the environmental destruction. I remember Criterion stating that you could blow apart an entire level, if you had enough ammo. That each bullet would physically deform the world. Boy, was I disappointed. And really, the only game to offer the feature seems to be the upcoming Crackdown. Loved your coverage of the firearms. A suggestion? Perhaps do a "Tales of the Gun" style episode- a history and review of video game firearms? As a fellow hoplophile, I'd be quite excited to see something like that from you. Keep up the awesome work, dude. ....وسعت2
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@KingLeek86منذ 5 سنواتHmm.Also the delayed bolt close on the Rem 870. After he brings the forend forward.the bolt closes about a half second after the forend.
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@pavelskrylnikov9658منذ 7 سنوات>DoF & motion blur part Are you running for president? Cause i surely would have voted for you. 16
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@rottenderrudolf5345منذ 7 سنواتSuch a great Channel, keep up the good work. 1
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@cinaretnapمنذ 6 سنواتFirst time seeing your content and I'm astounded you don't have a bigger following. 3
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@telepathy90منذ 5 سنواتI loved black! It’s crazy I was just THINKING about this game and now it’s in my recommended. Crazy 1
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@borismuller86منذ 6 سنوات “it may be out of place in a Rainbow 6 game.” Nope. Siege gives the Navy SEALS a Deagle, for some reason. 1
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@Modelskinnyمنذ 6 سنواتHappy New Year, you are my most affordable patreon. 3
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@S1deshowRobمنذ 4 سنواتYou ever play battlefield hardline? That game has my favorite game Glock by far, even though you’re playing as a cop yet it handles like it’s got a match trigger
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@ubersoldadoمنذ 6 سنواتwhat do you think about insurgency? the first one. not the mod. not sandstorm.
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@WolfoftheAuroraمنذ 6 سنوات The Glock 17 from Insurgency, although its a Steam Workshop mod that replaces the M9. The model and animations were great, even on my crap laptop. I think the creator took it down recently, sadly. Also the "M16" fire selector is on safe. ....وسعت
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@BudgiePanicمنذ 6 سنواتhow tf did the youtube algorithm not recommend this channel to me? This stuff is great
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@thesupremegentlemanatheist7382منذ 5 سنواتYou gonna make a video about the guns from the metro series? Like putting a fucking pipe where the barrel should be?!?!! 1
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@JunkCCCPمنذ 4 سنواتNever played Black, but always love to see Google Translated russian text in games. In one of the clips there was a box of ammo that just said "STRAIGHT" id="hidden43" class="buttons"> on it (in Russian). No idea what they were trying to say with that. ....وسعت
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@poika22منذ 6 سنوات>Criterion is British so they get a pass on shitty weapons >Here are some of the best weapons in video games ever: lists multiple games id="hidden44" class="buttons"> created by British/European developers The Black devs didn't fuck up weapons because they're Europeans, but because they got lazy. ....وسعت12
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@TeamRetroWorldمنذ 6 سنواتnow I want a dual forward assist upper.
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@badger6728منذ 6 سنواتNo love for Insurgency 2 or Day of Infamy when it comes to authentic game guns? Or the upcoming Insurgency Sandstorm?
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@Panzerfan93منذ 3 سنوات For when you absolutley, positivly have to jam the absolute shit out of your gun 1
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@ChucksSEADnDEADمنذ 7 سنواتLoved the G36 on BF2, absolute lasergun at distance
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@Bugga451منذ 7 سنواتHave you checked out Escape From Tarkov? From what I've seen on DDG's channel it looks fun and a real gun porno. I also want to check it out myself once I build a new, beefier PC.
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@pavelskrylnikov9658منذ 7 سنواتHm. Speaking of the shooters developed by studios famous for great racing games, i now want to see an FPS by Bugbear interactive.
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@error4159قبل 11 أشهرA workplace shootout at the Ministry Of Sillywalk, lol 2
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@sigonsteeleمنذ 4 سنواتJust curious, what is your opinion of Escape from Tarkov, as it has a lot of "gun porn" in it as well? Or hunt:showdown perhaps?
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- The Examined Life of Gaming (2018)
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Shit, that makes it even worse.
This video was a fucking blast. Exactly the breakdown of weapons that id="hidden5" class="buttons"> I'd have no chance of contesting with, even if I weren't a Canadian. This game's failure to appeal to gun-nerds reminds me of Driven's failure to portray open-wheel racing. Why they would target audiences guaranteed to call them on their bullshit, who knows. ....وسعت 127
I laughed way too hard at that part. 13
I love it. 31
Please? 38
The whole scripted nature of each levels big explosive set pieces and enemy death animations made everything feel like some highly choreographed target practice course. ....وسعت 6
Graphic Designer #2: Wait, they don't modern enough
Graphic id="hidden13" class="buttons"> Designer #1: You're right! Hmmmm, how can we make it more modern?
Graphic Designer #3: From the corner full of Weed smoke How about.we add.attachment rails to all the weapons everywhere.
Graphic Designer #1&2: GREAT IDEA!! ....وسعت 47
You like that game more than you admitted back in the day, methinks.
As do I. One of my guilty pleasures. 10
I don't care about much intensely, but that quote will likely stick id="hidden15" class="buttons"> out as my favorite out-of-context.
I stumbled upon your Enter The Matrix video a few months ago and have been a fan since. This video was quite the lovely surprise, especially as someone who hardly knew anything about Black and considered snagging an Xbox copy for mad cheap. A quaint reminder of the 00's edgy "shoot the foreigner while wearing sunglasses in the dark" aesthetic, but glad to know I'd be wasting my five bucks. Thanks!
Also, do you think you'll ever talk more about the Burnout games? ....وسعت 12
Also your writing is just wonderful. Hope you continue to grow! ....وسعت 23
Your half hour of valid points sums up perfectly why I had to quit replaying it after only a few minutes a couple of months ago. I. just. couldn't. That game is so wrong. XD ....وسعت 4
"All right guys, how do we make our game's guns stand out from every other id="hidden22" class="buttons"> big FPS on the market?"
"Well, we could cover them with those square things that some guns have to make the viewmodels more complicated. Remember how cool the machine gun in Half-Life 2 looked?"
"YES! FUCKING GENIUS! Okay, nailed it. Moving on." ....وسعت 3
Killing Floor 2, now that's gun porn. 14
AIRSOFT. GRENADES.
I . geez. It reminds me of some of the moments from Ghost in the Shell SAC. At one point I remember id="hidden25" class="buttons"> Motoko saying breezily, "If you're afraid you're gonna overpenetrate, just think on your feet and make a judgment call!" Yeah, it's not like a special police unit selects every weapon and round type specifically with overpenetration in mind. -_-
Just because it's fictional in Japan/UK doesn't mean it's fictional entirely, you dummies. ....وسعت 14
HEY, HEY!
YOU SAID THE C-WORD 5
I was so damn excited for this game, with id="hidden39" class="buttons"> my young teen-self buying into all the hype.
I was mainly pumped for the environmental destruction. I remember Criterion stating that you could blow apart an entire level, if you had enough ammo. That each bullet would physically deform the world.
Boy, was I disappointed. And really, the only game to offer the feature seems to be the upcoming Crackdown.
Loved your coverage of the firearms.
A suggestion?
Perhaps do a "Tales of the Gun" style episode- a history and review of video game firearms? As a fellow hoplophile, I'd be quite excited to see something like that from you.
Keep up the awesome work, dude. ....وسعت 2
Are you running for president? Cause i surely would have voted for you. 16
Nope. Siege gives the Navy SEALS a Deagle, for some reason. 1
Also the "M16" fire selector is on safe. ....وسعت
>Here are some of the best weapons in video games ever: lists multiple games id="hidden44" class="buttons"> created by British/European developers
The Black devs didn't fuck up weapons because they're Europeans, but because they got lazy. ....وسعت 12
I also want to check it out myself once I build a new, beefier PC.